Give your email that extra oomph it needs
During the pandemic millions of people have had to adjust to their jobs, schooling, childcare, and anything else that would regularly happen face-to-face being conducted pretty much entirely virtually. After over a year of living life under lockdowns, it’s to be expected that we’d all be feeling a little technology burnout. So to help reinvigorate your day-to-day, here are some alternative email sign-offs and signatures you might want to consider.
Stoically while staring out at the sea,
See you in Hell,
Baby bye bye bye (bye bye bye),
AAAAAAAHHHHHHH,
Stay fresh, cheese bags,
Await the signal,
Take care or else,
Flatulently,
Softly and tenderly like Julie Andrews holding a baby bird,
Stuck inside a computer beep boop beep boop,
Hail Cthulhu,
BEGRUDGINGLY,
Watch the skies, traveller,
Please be nice I’m sensitive,
Still deeply confused by Tenet but too afraid to ask at this point,
Sent from my iPhone OR WAS IT,
And if you don’t know, now you know,
Naked and afraid,
New York Times #1 Bestselling Author,
Respond at your convenience but know I will be panicking until you do,
