Hey there, dear visitors! Have you heard about the latest trend in eco-friendly living? Yes, we’re talking about reusable toilet paper that you can wash and use again, and again, and again… The reign of your grandparents’ old single-use toilet paper is coming to an end. A new era is dawning. Your butt deserves more!
Consumers all over the world are looking for ways to improve upon the boring old paper that’s been used on butts for generations. Some people are going the way of the shit mittens, while others just are getting crafty with the poop knife. And then there are others, the bravest and most environmentally heroic folks on the planet: those that use reusable toilet paper. It’s also shipped without any plastic packaging materials, so you can feel good knowing that you’re truly shopping sustainably and making a difference.
Now, we know what you’re thinking. “But isn’t that just like using cloth diapers for babies? That’s gross!” But hear us out. Not only is it better for the environment, but it’s also an excellent conversation starter at parties. Imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you proudly proclaim, “I use reusable toilet paper that you can wash!” They’ll be stunned into silence, wondering if you’re joking or if you’ve truly lost your mind. And then, when they realize you’re dead serious, the laughter will ensue… and then they probably avoid visiting your house for the rest of your life.
Reusable toilet paper is available in various colors and prints. It’s made from soft cotton and up to 140 rolls of toilet paper per person per year and lasts up to 5 years. So you’d be saving a lot of money, not just the world. 30 day money-back guarantee includes, if you’re not satisfied. Just please DON’T send it back!
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