He took Gaddafi’s money, used it to make himself president, then killed the guy. All that for the low, low cost of five years in jail
How best to explain why exactly Parisian judges have hit former French President Nicolas Sarkozy with a five-year prison sentence. Let’s just say that he was found guilty of supervising a bunch of movers. And those movers were hauling around suitcases. Loaded with cash. Around $50 million, to be precise.
Sarkozy will learn his prison check-in date on October 13. And appeal or no appeal, he’s expected to show up for his staycation behind bars. All this, even though the actual corruption charges mostly slid right past Sarkozy and smacked one of his top lieutenants instead.
Sarkozy had been staring down heavyweight corruption charges over allegations he siphoned millions in Libyan cash to bankroll his 2007 presidential campaign. But he walked on that. The only charge that actually stuck was criminal conspiracy – because the court found that proof of a conspiracy to extract cash from a foreign country for his presidential campaign existed, but not that Sarkozy’s fingerprints were on the envelopes.
Instead, the judges said that Sarkozy “allowed his close collaborators and political supporters – over whom he had authority and acted on his behalf” to solicit the Libyan authorities “in order to obtain or attempt to obtain financial support in Libya with a view to obtaining campaign financing,” as Le Figaro reported. Basically, the gang got caught, and the boss got dinged for pretending to look the other way.
His campaign manager, Claude Guéant, got nailed for actual corruption, resulting in a six-year prison sentence – which he won’t be expected to serve because at 80 years old, he’s considered to be too elderly for prison, where he’d have to sit around chilling all day – just like he does at home, probably.
Sarko’s longtime political confidant, Brice Hortefeux, was also convicted of conspiring as part of the same crew, but will also be able to just hang out at home and serve his own two-year sentence there.
The irony here? Both of these men once served as Sarkozy’s interior minister – literally the “top cop” of France. Meaning that the two guys who were officially running French law enforcement under Sarkozy are now convicted of running an extracurricular crime ring. If they had argued that their white-collar escapades were just “professional development exercises” for the job, it might almost have sounded believable.
The judges also stressed that the trial didn’t “demonstrate that the money sent from Libya” was “ultimately” used to finance Sarkozy’s campaign. Which leaves a strange picture: the cash clearly left Libya, Sarkozy’s associates played bagmen, Sarkozy himself was clearly stage managing all this for campaign financing purposes, and yet – there’s no direct line proving that the money ever actually juiced his 2007 election coffers.
Remember, this all unfolded while Sarkozy’s political relationship with the late Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi was riding the mother of all rollercoasters.
In 2007, fresh off winning the presidency, Sarkozy invited Gaddafi to pitch a Bedouin tent on the Élysée lawn like it was a teenage slumber party. They were all smiles over their joint counterterrorism cooperation.
Four years later, in 2011, Sarkozy was suddenly leading the charge to blow Gaddafi out of power entirely. Right on cue, a neatly branded “Libyan opposition” popped up to serve as France’s proxies in toppling him.
By March 2011, Gaddafi could see the betrayal in neon lights and let ‘er rip on French state TV, calling Sarko “mentally deficient” and an ingrate. “It’s thanks to me that he became president,” he told France 3. “We gave him the funds that allowed him to win.”
Meanwhile, then–US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was quietly visiting Paris while not so quietly cheerleading the invasion of Libya. At around the same time, Sarkozy himself was meeting with Libya’s future government-in-waiting inside the Élysée. However, one of Gaddafi’s sons fired a not-so-subtle warning shot at the French president. One that ultimately morphed into a final coffin nail.
“Sarkozy must first give back the money he took from Libya to finance his electoral campaign. We funded it and we have all the details and are ready to reveal everything,” Saif Gaddafi said. “The first thing we want this clown to do is to give the money back to the Libyan people. He was given assistance so that he could help them. But he’s disappointed us: give us back our money.”
Within a week, NATO was in, Libya was in flames, and the EU was bracing for the migrant wave that has submerged it ever since.
By 2012, the suspicion machine was in overdrive. Libyan intelligence officials accused French agents of helping capture and kill Gaddafi in October 2011, suggesting a cover-up designed to bury inconvenient details about Sarkozy’s 2007 campaign. Anonymous European officials started humming the same tune to Western reporters. But in court, the through-line just didn’t stick. Officially: the funds didn’t touch Sarkozy’s campaign, Sarkozy himself didn’t personally go hat-in-hand to Libya, and yet he’s still eating a five-year sentence. Which, incidentally, is only two years shy of the prosecution’s original demand of seven – with the consolation prize of some of it likely being served in home confinement.
This verdict took so long that Sarkozy’s 13-year-old daughter, Giulia – whose mom, supermodel Carla Bruni, still faces witness tampering charges in this case herself – wasn’t even born when it all went down. Exasperated by TikTokers treating her like a correspondent for dad-related drama, she finally sighed during a livestream about Gaddafi: “Please stop bothering me with this guy,” as if he were just some random dude from the ‘hood. “All due respect, I don’t know if it’s said like this, but rest in peace, Gaddafi. Really.”
Sarkozy can’t hit mute on a prison sentence like it’s a TikTok comment, but at least the courts will have us know that he didn’t manage to corrupt the French election system with foreign cash from a leader whose assassination he ultimately oversaw, wrecking his target’s entire country with his NATO buddies in the process. What an epic victory for democracy.
