If you are looking for the most disgusting way to separate your egg yolks from your egg whites, look no further. Bogeyman (as so he’s called) is a ceramic coffee mug-looking device that allows you to easily separate your egg whites from the yolks by straining it through his nostrils.
Not only it looks disgusting, but there’s just something very satisfying about watching the goopy egg whites slowly make their way through his nostrils. You almost get that same refreshing feeling after emptying your own nostrils while you have a plugged-up nose. Or the sick relief of squeezing out a zit.
To use this snot nosed egg white separator, just crack your eggs and drop them into it the top of the device, then just tip him over and pour the egg whites out of the two nostril holes like you would some gravy onto a pile of mashed potatoes. Inside his nose there are small holes that are large enough to allow the egg whites to come out, but not big enough to allow the egg yolks to come out.
The Bogeyman egg separator is creepily shaped like an old man with a giant nose to make it even weirder than it already is. Better yet, the old man’s nose is red so that it looks like he has a cold which makes his snot even more similar to mucus.
This is also a great gift for your wife that will a splash of adventure to your relationship – the thing that will take your marriage to new heights. Picture this: your lovely wife, standing in the kitchen, struggling to separate egg yolks from whites. But wait, where’s the excitement? The thrill? The unexpected twist? That’s where your thoughtful gift comes in! Fear not, not only such gift won’t end your marriage, it will make it stronger! Just imagine the laughter that will fill your home as you and your wife bond over the bizarre adventures of separating eggs! It will bring you closer than ever!
It’s recommended to hand wash only using soapy water, and measures 5.5 inches long x 3.7 inches tall x 3.34 inches wide. For those who don’t live in the US of A, it goes like this: 14 cm long x 9.4 cm tall x 8.5 cm wide.
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