Is this art? Is this actually useful? Is this something that belongs in a dumpster? That’s for you to decide. Introducing the Chicken Lamp, the egg-citing new addition to your poultry-themed decor! This lamp looks like a chicken, complete with feathery details and a shiny, egg-shaped bulb in its butt. This has to be the next best thing after an actual taxidermy chicken with the same lightbulb butt feature.
It’s the perfect conversation starter for when your friends come over for dinner. They’ll be egg-static when they see the chicken’s butt lighting up your living room with its warm, golden glow. And it will also serve as a great reminder that they are dealing with an insane person.
Overall width is about 16cm (6.3 inches), height is about 14.5 cm (5.7 inches) and it connects through a pretty short USB cable. The reviews are mixed. Some buyers love it, others are wondering what the world has come to and wish to rinse their eyes with bleach to unsee this crime against good taste.
If you wish to use chicken butt as a light source, you can get this lamp on Amazon. Please note that this site is reader-supported. When you buy through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission. As an Amazon Associate affiliate we earn from qualifying purchases.
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