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Funny And Relatable Tweets About Working Out

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Funny And Relatable Tweets About Working Out

Exercise is good for our health… or so they tell us. We log our miles on the treadmill, lift our weights and even do a five-minute cool-down and stretch, just like we’re supposed to. But that doesn’t mean keeping up with our fitness routines is easy. Some days getting to the gym feels like an impossible feat, and no one knows the struggle better than these funny people on Twitter. Read their hilarious stories and take comfort in knowing you are far from alone in your workout woes!

I like going for runs at night because the added fear of being murdered really does wonders for my cardio.

The gym is a place for people carrying out punishments from greek gods, as in a bike that goes nowhere & a weight that falls on your chest.

Saw a couple holding hands while jogging and it made me hopeful that one day I will meet someone who will hate them with me.

How long are you supposed to rest between gym sets? Like 6 months?

[at the gym]Me: what does this machine do? "Sir, that's a bench." Me: perfect.

Kicked out of the gym for constantly yelling MAY I APPROACH THE BENCH YOUR HONOR every time I go to the weight lifting station.

I'm a real gym rat (i go there at night and eat their garbage)

I just ordered a Fitbit and my bank called to see if my card was stolen.

I need a playlist for when I deeply consider going to the gym but then don't.

Me: [goes to the gym once]Also me: [consumes 20,000 extra calories afterwards to "refuel"]

"How often do you exercise?" About 3 to 4 times a week. "Be honest." 2003.

Me: [Eating pizza for breakfast] Gym nerd: [pouring 8 flourescent powders into a gym bottle]I dunno how u can put that shit into your body

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine..

*Taking health risk assessment* HOW OFTEN DO YOU WORK OUT? *remembers being winded putting socks on in the morning* DAILY.

My husband just got back from the gym and took a nap on the freshly washed sheets and he could have just told me he wanted a divorce

technology is cool because you can text someone & tell them you're at the gym when you're really just watching tv with your pants unbuttoned

why have abs when you can have kebabs

I wear workout clothes and walk briskly by people eating brunch outdoors to feel better about myself.

I'm the best at pretending there's something wrong with the machine at the gym when I don't know how to use it.

"I'd like to cancel my gym membership" ok I will need $2500, written permission from Oprah, and a 30 page thesis on why ur a piece of shit.

[at the gym]"Excuse me where are the stepper machines?" Up on the 2nd floor *takes the elevator*

Me [getting small paper cut]: well so much for going to the gym this week

Me [gasping]: Man, this stationary bike is harder than it looks. Trainer: Now that you're finally on it you should probably start pedaling.

It's time for us all to admit the "endorphin rush" you get after exercise is just an overwhelming sense of relief it's over.

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