Funny And Very Relatable Tweets About Driving

By LordOfDailytimes on October 4, 2022 Humor

We just read a statistic that said 73% of Americans consider themselves better-than-average drivers. Though anyone that drives on a regular basis would probably disagree with the reality of this statement. Regardless of whether you consider yourself a good driver or not, you will relate to these funny tweets.

Somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windshield. It said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice.

Whenever people tailgate me when I’m going 40 in a 35 I always purposely slow down because it’s like I gave you an extra 5 and you didn’t appreciate it so now you get nothing

Driving tests should have a portion where a kid in the backseat just pummels you with rapid-fire questions while you try to merge.

Me at home: Why isn't there more kindness in the world? Me while driving: I hate every single person on this planet.

How to Parallel Park Step 1. Park somewhere else.

Your car will never make that noise for the mechanic. Your car is like “That’s our special noise. I only make that noise for you.”

Before marriage, I would sit at stop lights for hours because I had no one to tell me the light had changed to green.

If anyone catches me singing in my car, my immediate reaction is to stare at them until it's equally awkward for both of us.

My daughter in college texted me and asked where to go to get air in her tires. I told her the gas station and I swear on all that is holy her response was this, “I only have $88 in my bank account. Will it cost more than that?”

My husband suggests that I sleep when we take road trips but then who would give him helpful information like, “the light is red!” or “that car is stopping!”?

Kids today have cool cars, and I object. Your first car needs to be a 1984 Geo Metro with a cracked windshield, an 8-track stuck on smooth jazz, a door that won't open, sparks flying off the tailpipe, and an ignition that only turns if you pray the Rosary 5 times.

Just heard someone asking for directions in a gas station like our forefathers

If you like answering a million questions, listening to crappy music & ruining your car's resale value, maybe a road trip with kids is right for you.

gas prices so high right now if i miss a exit i’m backing up

“I’m just gonna get gas in the morning” is one of the worst decisions you can make as an adult.

Before getting married, you should be required to go on a road trip. If your relationship can survive 10 or more hours of your partner panic gasping every time you speed up and change lanes, you’re meant to be.