Funny Tweets About Writing And Being a Writer

By LordOfDailytimes on April 17, 2023 Humor

Being a writer comes with many challenges. Writer Alexander Pennington has been dedicating himself to making funny spot-on remarks about the life of a writer in the form of text and memes. Scroll down to see the best tweets!

Writers defending their story after receiving a minor criticism:

A group of writers is called a procrastination.

Writers: *Accidently mentions that they write* Family: Will you tell us what you write about? Writers:

Writers spend more time on baby name websites than expecting parents.

Things that give writers ANXIETY: -Writing -Not writing -Being asked how our writing is going -Accidentally talking to our characters in public and getting weird looks -Having our characters talk back to us -Realizing we didn't hit save before closing a word doc -Life in general

Writing is hard because you can have a great idea, but have no idea how to talk about it for 300 pages.

Buying books and actually reading books are two completely separate hobbies

Writers after finishing a single sentence:

Are you even a writer if you haven’t spent half a year avoiding writing the story you daydream about every day?

I have some sad news to tell you all today. Apparently daydreaming about your story does not, in fact, make your story spontaneously appear fully written in your word document.

#WritingCommmunity

Writer: I'm actually pretty good at this writing thing *Reads someone else's writing* Writer: I am garbage

Writers finishing their first draft vs reading their first draft:

Writing is hard because a part of you loves your story, and the other is a cruel, merciless editor who thinks your story is a trash fire.

Me: Finish the story you’re writing Also me: Start a new one

People have the misconception that writers have amazing vocabularies. If they saw our search history, they would know that we have to google the definitions of basic words multiple times.