Masks are beautiful, masks are life
AN ODE TO MASKS
Oh masks, oh masks,
Cute little face flaps
No bigger than a pigeon.
You protect me from diseases,
And allow me cover my unattractive face.
And for that
I want to thank you.
Oh masks, oh masks,
Jockstraps for the face.
A guy I went to high school with,
Thinks you are a hoax.
He is a Facebook incel now.
He thinks he knows better than doctors,
But once drank an entire bottle of mayonnaise
Just to get a laugh
Oh masks, oh masks
Why won’t people keep you on?
The other day,
A woman standing in front of me,
In line at the supermarket,
Removed hers just to cough,
And then put it back on…
Oh masks oh masks
Your elastic straps,
Are like workouts bands for my ears.
I have two muscular ears now,
Powerful like bodybuilders.
And for that I want to thank you
Oh masks, oh masks,
Thin strips of cloth
You can get designs printed on them
I had one custom made
That says
“I hate humanity” on it. (This line we don’t have to write out…cause we’ll have I hate humanity written on the mask)
People compliment me on the street
If I mass produce them.
I might make enough money
To buy myself an industrial pop corn maker
Oh masks, Oh masks.
Face diapers that cover up my bad breath
Cloaks for my adult acne
A new way to advertise my favorite brands across my mouth
Cheap and easy Street Fighter costumes
INDICATORS OF SELFLESSNESS
And for that…I want to thank You.
