PETA Asks People To Use Alternatives To Animal-Oriented Insults, Gets Ridiculed In Return

By LordOfDailytimes on February 15, 2021 Humor

PETA is at it again. Now they want people to stop using supremacist language and perpetuate speciesism. Needless to say, the internet was very entertained by this demand.

Great stuff. Can't read it now but I'll squirrel this away for later. My wife is hounding me to do chores instead of horsing around on Twitter.

I think the drive thru people will be confused if I try to order coward nuggets and fries.

I read this out over a steak & lobster dinner with my wife. Laughed so hard, spilled the bacon marmalade on her brand new mink! Somehow it’s my fault that she is batsh#t crazy over all this and now I’m in the doghouse. Thanks a lot. I feel like a real stool pigeon now!

What about the cruelty to plants? You cant prove they don’t feel pain. All the plants that we rip from the earth, tearing them away from their plant friends and family. I think it’s pretty speciesist to only give rights and respect to species’ with faces. Not cool PETA

Is beating my meat specist?

Look, I’m a veterinarian who deals with animal cruelty for a living and even I think this is ridiculous to the point of being hilarious.

6 years vegan, please stop making us look ridiculous.

Congratulations on the stupidest tweet of 2021 and it's only been 4 weeks. A true achievement.

I legitimately can’t tell if this is satire or not.

Did I do that right?

This is my 7th year of being vegan and I am begging u to never tweet again

Is this a real tweet? Are we seriously worried we are going to hurt a rat and snake’s feelings?

I guess the chickens and snakes at PETA were able to gain sentience. Then on top of that they began to learn languages and to speak them so they could go ask that they receive human rights from an organization that "mercy-kills" them all. Sounds about right

Instead of "ass," say "PETA."

I had a coward sandwich for dinner, then I went to go feed my pet jerk a snitch for his dinner. The next morning I walked my repulsive through a nearby forest looking for truffles but then I came across a few lazy's hanging from the trees. They were pretty neat.