“The Cooties” Wrote A Song About Raisins (That Takes A VERY Dark Turn)

This was supposed to be a simple song about raisins but The Cooties said no

The Cooties are BACK with another funny hit – but this time, their silly song has a VERY dark twist.

You’re probably thinking, “wait, the song is titled ‘Raisins’ – how twisted can it be?!” Well, it starts with a person trying to fix their satellite TV, falling off their roof (whoops!), breaking their spine (whoa), AND THEN BECOMING COMPLETELY PARALYZED – and the song has just begun.

LYRICS

Satellite TV is on the fritz

So you climb up to the roof to

Fidget with dish

You slip and fall and

then you break your spine

Now you’ll never walk again

Paralyzed

Well you know what they say

You know what they say,

you know what they say

Maybe this will brighten your day

Everything happens for a reason

Everything happens for a reason baby

Everything happens for a reason

The saying we were raised on

Raised on

Raisins

Everything goes good with raisins

Everything goes good with raisin baby

Everything goes good with raisins

The raisins we were raised on

Raised on

Raisins

Raymond

Everybody

Whoa

Everybody

Everybody loves

Raymond

Everybody loves Raymond

Everybody’s loving their Raymond baby

Everybody loves Raymond

The Raymond we were raised on

Raised on

Raisins

Raymond

Romano

Milano

Everybody loves Milanos

Everybody’s loving Milano cookies

Everybody loves Milanos

Milano

Cookies

Milano, Milano

Yeah

Milano, Milano

Te amo, te amo

Milano, Milano

Te amo Milano

The cookie of our generation

Milano

Cookies

ABOUT THE COOTIES

The Cooties are a comedy band based out of Los Angeles. After forming in 2016, they won Best TV Pilot 2017 at L.A Indie Film Fest and they were named one of the New Faces of Comedy at the 2017 Just For Laughs festival. Since then The Cooties have performed at The Kennedy Center, on Conan, JFL42 Toronto, and more. They are releasing new music and videos throughout 2020 so subscribe, follow and email your one cool cousin.