The Funniest “Dog People vs. Cat People” Tweets

By LordOfDailytimes on March 23, 2021 Humor

Religion and politics are thought to be the most explosive topics. But the differences don’t end there. We also have dog people and cat people. So roll up your sleeves, ’cause it’s about to get heavy…

U don’t hate cats u just cant handle rejection

The difference between dog people and cat people: dog people wish their dogs were people. Cat people wish they were cats.

People say "I love dogs b/c my cat would never pull me from a burning building," but my cat tries and fails every day to save me from the shower. What is he going to do? He weighs 8 pounds.

Dog people are like this dog costs $3000 and is hypoallergenic. Cat people are like I found this cat in an engine

dog people hate cats and cat people hate people

someone said cats are a lesson in consent and so many controlling people hate cats because they can't control them and i haven't stopped thinking about it since

I don’t believe anyone is exclusively a dog person or cat person because each animal serves its own important function. If you want a loyal friend who trust and loves you implicitly, get a dog. If you want to know where the ghosts in your house are, get a cat.

Dog person vs. cat person.

At least cat people and dog people can bond over how much they hate people people.

cat people: I like cats more but dogs are cool dog people: cats are the DEVIL !!! I had a cat once and it ATE MY GRANDMA

Dog people: My dog is my CHILD. Cat people: my cat is a fully grown adult human being that I invited to live with me and now is somehow in charge of my entire household.

Dog people always act like dogs are so much better than cats but as a cat person just wanna say that you never see cats working with the cops

Dog people: Fido is the goodest boy in the world and I love him. Cat people: Felix is a trash eating little hellspawn who sits on my face while sleep and Iove him.

Anyone: “h-“ Cat people: “People who don’t like cats only hate them because they’re scared of their power & fear their superior intelligence. They’re scared of an animal with independence unlike a fucking servile pathetic dog.” Cat: *gets tangled in the blind* x

"so are you more of a cat person or a dog person" how dare you make me choose. how dare you. this date is over and i'm calling the police

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

[dog people]here’s my angel Rex! he knows 19 tricks & brings me my slippers every morning! [cat people]this is Princess Murder who lets me live with her.she pees on everything i love. her interests include screaming & eating bugs. when she asks me to kill for her i will say yes

People are always like CATS R ELITIST DOGS R THE PETS OF THE COMMON MAN but like 95% of cat acquisition stories are "I found him in the garbage and took him home"

You tell a dog person you had a traumatic experience with a dog & they bulldoze over it, forcing pics of their pet on you like immersive therapy. You tell a cat person a cat once fucked you up and they’re like yeah.

I am completely a dog person, but I do love the way cats give absolutely no fucks about anybody or anything else. It's as if the entire universe has been constructed solely for cats - the rest of us just provide the food and entertainment