The Funniest Tweets of People Roasting Airbnb

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The Funniest Tweets of People Roasting Airbnb

Airbnb offers travelers the opportunity to stay in homes at a reasonable rate. Seems pretty simple, right? But then comes the rules, the cleaning fees, occasional spy camera, very weird decor choices, and general host madness. More and more people are starting to question whether Airbnb is actually a better alternative to hotels. Check out these tweets from people who disliked their Airbnbs and why they would opt for a hotel.

The owner of my AirBnB has a dog named Kevin. His human-sounding name terrified me at first.

i’m done with airbnb lmao these mother***kers have curfews, quiet hours, and chore lists now. i will be at a HOTEL.

i stayed at one recently where they INSTRUCTED me to take out my trash, do my dishes, and water the plants. i’m going back to Hilton these people have lost their goddamn minds

I once stayed at a Airbnb and asked the host if I could bring my violin. On arrival, the host had a yard full of neighbors that were “ready to hear some music”. When I said I left my violin at home, they all went inside and yelled about how their entertainment plans were ruined

One time an AirBnB lady asked me to keep an eye out for her cat & if I saw him, to catch him & bring him back in the house where I presumably was to cat sit him for the rest of my stay. Ma’am, I’m not here for a capture & rescue mission, I’m on a business trip.

Never used Airbnb before so I thought you booked it just like a hotel room. I didn't know you had to do an interview with the owner where you have to explain everything you will be doing which resulted in me having to explain to 45 year old Sandra what Magic The Gathering is.

Airbnb 5 years ago: "Here's a list of nearby restaurants and attractions we recommend!" Airbnb now: "Here's a list of chores and rules. If you don't do them, we'll charge you $500. On top of the $100 cleaning fee we're making you pay regardless."

I once went picked an Airbnb partially for the pool in the pictures and when I arrived it was drained. I reread the ad and it just said you can lounge by the pool, and did not technically claim you could use it.

Airbnb host: 4 beds The beds: one queen, sofa bed, air mattress & a bunkbed

Airbnb will tell you it’s 150 a night and you when you go to checkout for 2 nights it’s $1,987

airbnb hosts be like when you arrive at the house walk up the first set of outside stairs, leading to the secret door. open the door. inside will be my roomate with a riddle, once solved he will give you the key. there are 7 possible doors the key may open, it’s is up to you t

Airbnb be like “3 bedroom, 11 beds”

Hotels are FUN. Room service, bars, poolside drinks, a concierge, and no chores. Airbnb is just housesitting for someone you don't know and you have to pay them.

i stayed in one for a month and the couple would audibly argue in the kitchen. after an argument of “why dont you just cook with your tit milk itll taste better than what you usually make” and her screamimg profanities i ate in the room. they rated me 1 star “eating in bedroom”

$100/day fee for the heated pool, texted us repeatedly each day to ask us not to heat the pool too much

Absolutely no noise after 4pm and there will be a fee for excessive paper towel usage. We hope you enjoy our home!

the last air bnb I stayed in did not provide toilet paper and the heat was stuck on 90 and she wanted me to stay in the unit during a 5 hour window to wait for the repair guy

And then they say you gotta be out by 10 am sharp as if you aren't having to do full housekeeping before leaving

Airbnb hosts are like landlords but only worse

Caleb the last one I stayed at the owner turned away my delivery person citing her “no guests” policy. I’m still not well.

An AirBnB accused me of stealing a laptop from her home. It’s offensive for a lot of reasons, but mostly because she accused me of stealing a Dell.

What’s your experience with Airbnb? Do you have a horror story to share? Let us know in the comments below!

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