With their distinctive holes and awkward form, Croc shoes are a fashion disaster; they appear to have been made from scraps of shower mats. One can only wonder why these are so popular; it seems as though people have lost their minds and the sense of fashion. Unfortunately, Crocs are selling like hotcakes, which makes us wonder what’s going on in the world. Are they really that comfortable? Or do they possess a covert cult-like following? Who knows, but all we can say is that Crocs are a testament that the world is a strange place. Scroll down to see our top 10 choices for Croc accessories that you can plug in those holes so your dignity doesn’t leak out!
Wearing Crocs already makes you a style king or high fashion queen, however what if there was a way to make them just a little spicier? This design allows the rear spoiler to clip into the heel strap and you’ll be flying past your friends with such aerodynamics that you’ll be a speed demon. The rumor has it that a rear spoiler adds extra 50 mph to your walking speed.
Testicles for your Crocs! That’s right, you can actually purchase attachable nuts for your comfy Crocs and walk around like a total moron. This would surely be a perfect gift for someone who has everything. With an added value of polluting the planet with even more cheap plastic crap so turtles and baby seals have something to choke on.
Even outlaws need to sip their whiskey with a comfortable pair of Crocs on their feet, which is why this hilariously dumb product is bringing out the inner-cowboy in all of us. Transport your heels to the Wild West with these Croc spurs! Release your inner cowboy!
For those stubborn Crocs wearers that just can’t stop wearing them in the winter and getting their socks all wet while they let their dog outside to pee, there’s a snow plow Croc attachment that has a light that attaches above each Crocs plow to light the way as you plow the snow in front of you at night just like any standard snow plow! The light-up Croc snow plow attachment even has an angled plow that will push the snow to each side of your Croc. Really convenient, isn’t it?
With Croc lobster claw charms you can finally live out your childhood dream of being a superhero with lobster claws. Also great for making a lasting impression on your beach date. Just flash those lobster claws and watch their eyes light up. Who needs flowers when you’ve got crustacean power?
Because they are so hideous, Crocs are the ideal footwear for ogres. They are the epitome of ugly footwear with their bulbous designs and garish colors. They are the ideal fit for Shrek, who isn’t exactly known for his sense of fashion.
For those who have been looking for the ideal way to tow their trailer while remaining fashionable and comfortable, there is at last a solution! Introducing the trailer hitch for Crocs, the essential gadget for everyone who enjoys towing trailers while also wearing Crocs. No more sacrificing comfort for utility or vice versa. With the help of this innovative idea, you may travel comfortably while keeping your feet cozy in your trusty Crocs.
The Crocs twin muffler exhaust is a real hot commodity. You can now move with the intensity of a heavyweight champion rather than creeping about in silence. People will be aware of your arrival from a mile away and will move aside. Just picture the looks on their faces as you get closer; it will be a true fashion statement. The best thing, though? No more smelly shoes! Any smells will be blown away by the exhaust with a hurricane’s force.
Want to add some fun and flavor to your footwear? Introducing the realistic food Crocs charms! These little charms will turn your ordinary Crocs into a culinary adventure. Imagine cruising around with a crispy chicken nugget hanging off your shoe, or showing off your love for pizza with a slice attached to your Croc!
There was a man somewhere who had the world’s smallest feet, but loved the ugly Crocs design so much, that he opened a factory to produce Mini-Crocs. Others found his idea amusing and started to put Mini-Crocs on Crocs, so they could wear Crocs while wearing Crocs (Croception). That’s probably the origin story of Mini-Crocs.
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