Before you can get an education, Caleb Hearon will give you a REAL education about how to navigate (and survive) your new school

POV: You’re the new kid, you’re at a new school, and you’re TERRIFIED.

Luckily, you have Caleb Hearon showing you around!

Will he show you where your classes are? Probably not.

-but will he give you the tea you need on all the high school cliques!? HELL YEAH!!

THE HIGH SCHOOL CLIQUES (According To Caleb Hearon)

The hot, sporty guys: they secretly have hearts of gold, but don’t mistake their kindness for bisexuality.
The theater kids: they’re always harmonizing, and it kind of has a horny energy to it.
The white kids that are really into Japanese culture: nobody can prove that it’s problematic (but Caleb is really trying to)
The girl’s softball team: before you ask – no they’re not all lesbians… yet.
The student council kids: school spirit is their life because they haven’t figured out who they really are yet.
David Marmalade: He killed somebody last summer… but he’s so cute.
The Young Republicans: they’re exhausting.
The yearbook staff: An insane thing to have a power trip about, but they find a way.
The kids that abuse marijuana drugs: THEY’RE GOING TO HELL… lol, jk!
Patricia Marsden: has a horrible attitude and everybody’s afraid of her… but she’s going ti win prom queen
The Young Democrats: they’re annoying in their own way.
The football guys & the football guys with really intense dads: Big energy difference… you can tell.