The fusion of Kermit’s iconic green body with the menacing head of a Xenomorph is both unsettling and oddly hilarious. It’s as if the artist thought, “Why stop at one Kermit head when you can have two?” Placing this model on your shelf will elicit a range of reactions from visitors. Some will be intrigued, others confused, and a few will question your sanity. But nobody will feel indifferent while looking at Xenomorph Kermit.
This 3D-printed resin model stands at approximately 12 cm (4.7 inches) tall and is supposed to used for display on your desk or shelf. In terms of practicality, this model serves no purpose whatsoever. It doesn’t hold pens, it doesn’t light up, and it certainly doesn’t make your morning coffee. But what it does provide is a daily dose of bewilderment and amusement, which, in today’s world, is arguably more valuable. Well… you could probably also used is as a bath toy, since the resin is waterproof, so maybe there is a use case after all.
If you decide to order 10 or more of these monstrosities, here’s how you can put them to (questionable) use: start a cult! Arrange the models in a semicircle, add candles, and develop a sacred chant like, “It’s not easy… being supreme.” Charge membership fees. Profit.
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