Funny And Very Relatable Tweets About College

Funny And Very Relatable Tweets About College

They say that you should cherish the time you have in college because the real world sucks… We know that’s a total cliche, but it’s true. Exams and homework are annoying as hell, but trust us, getting up at 6am every single morning and not having summer breaks is even worse.

College is such an unbelievable transformation. You leave home at 18, still a child. Just 4 years later you emerge a fully formed alcoholic child with 5 figure debt.

Welcome to college. Where every single person is smarter than you except for the 3 people in your group project.

I once taught an 8 am college class. So many grandparents died that semester. I then moved my class to 3 pm. No more deaths. And that, my friends, is how I save lives.

College group projects be like:

i just saw a guy in the library cry for five or so minutes and then his phone alarm went off and he just? stopped crying? and went right on back to work

Every professor's "email etiquette": please kneel and bow your head, wait for the Herald to announce your email Subject, please provide plentiful Offerings to show your loyalty Me: *follows etiquette* Prof: Thamks — sent from iPad

idk what college freshman needs to hear this but you don't wanna be a psych major you just need therapy

me driving on campus: if u don’t move I will hit u omg me walking on campus: what r they gonna do lol hit me

"How do you describe college?" I'm teaching myself a class that I'm paying for

the h in college stands for happiness

What's the craziest thing you've done for money? Me:

The girl next to me is talking on the phone and says "my first day of classes as a freshman is over, isn't it crazy that in just 4 years I'll be working at my dream job" ....should I tell her?

High school (Teacher who barely got through school and managed to get a teaching degree): my name is Ms. Johnson and you will call me as such College (Professor who is a top individual in their field with multiple degrees, maybe a PHD): hey guys what's up my name's Matt

Remember when Disney channel would do cross over episodes between two different shows?? That’s how it feels when your college friends visit ur house and meet your home friends

My professor handed back our 3 page film essays to my surprise I got a C after class I asked her why “you were supposed to write it about the movie The Emperor of Time.. you wrote it on The Emperor’s new Groove but it was kinda good so I didn’t fail you” so thats how im doing

The weirdest flex is professors who say that most students won't pass their class. Like ????? Congrats you suck at your job???

College is so weird like the future leaders, teachers and doctors for our country are slamming beer cans against their heads and blacking out on Mondays

Honored to be a part of something so huge

I skip test questions like I’m gonna be a different person when I come back to them

half of college professors are like “you can know nothing about me except my name” and the other half are like “and that’s why my wife left me! anyway what’s up with y’all”

college is literally just you, your laptop, and your water bottle against the world


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