Brie Summers (Amanda Cerny) reprioritized her life and put in the work to become a full time piece of shit. Now you can too by following her step-by-step guides!
Buckle up and get ready for a master class in psychological warfare because ✨ in 5 simple steps ✨Brie Summers will teach YOU how to hold all the power in your romantic relationships!
Why be genuine or vulnerable with your partner when you have the option to control and manipulate them!
1.
Make sure the first date (and every date) all about YOU
First dates are supposed to be about getting to know your potential future partner, but not if you want to control the relationship! Instead of active listening and asking questions, hijack the conversation and make it all about YOU. Be sure they know it is ALWAYS about you and NEVER about them!
2.
Lie about who you are!
First dates are also the perfect occasion to create a new, more impressive persona for yourself that will slowly come crumbling down once you’ve trapped your partner into a relationship. It’ll take YEARS for your partner to work through the emotional trauma you put them through – so even if you two do break up (which honestly is doubtful because they’re probably too afraid to leave you) you’ll still have psychological power over them for a very long time! Wooo!
3.
Make sure your partner always feels insecure about where they stand with you.
Never tell them how you feel, but force them to say (and show) exactly how they feel about you. Remember: relationships aren’t about balance – they’re about power – and YOU want to have all of that sweet, sweet power.
4.
Instead of honest, clear communication – be as passive-aggressive as possible
If you want the living room to yourself – have loud phone calls until your partner no longer feels welcome in that space. Instead of choosing where to eat together, force them to desperately research restaurants (without you giving them ANY clues of what you may want to eat) until they find a place that pleases you. Remember – you want to make THEM bend to your every whim so YOU never have work on yourself!
5.
Make sure your partner doesn’t feel comfortable in any space in your shared home – ESPECIALLY the bedroom
Hog the bed and and be sure to pick petty fights RIGHT BEFORE they go to bed (bonus points if they have something important to do at work the next day). Make sure that your partner knows that they ALWAYS need to be making you happy, or you’ll be making them VERY unhappy.
CREDITS
Starring:
Amanda Cerny
Created by:
Darren Miller
Written by:
Darren Miller
Amber Schaefer
Writers:
Tamara Yajia
Amber Schaefer
Darren Miller
Directed by:
Eleanor Giblet
Executive Producers:
Darren Miller
Tamara Yajia
Producer:
Carly Reeve
Cast:
Amanda Cerny (Brie Summers)
Sydney Battle (Grace)
Jonathan Braylock (Hugo)
Philip Matarese (Kevin)
Crew:
Michelle Akeley- 1st AD
Kevin Cardoni- Production Manager
Marla Black- Production Coordinator
Noa Skikne- Production Assistant
Anna Asher- Script Supervisor
Arlene Muller- Director of Photography
Kalea Calloway- Camera Operator
Minami Moriyama- 1st Assistant Camera
Moses Okunoren- Camera PA
Marizo Siller- Gaffer
Phil Gardner- Key Grip
Caitlin Williams- Production Designer
Ed Raines- Set Dresser
Layla Kornota- Prop Master
Samantha Crainich- Art PA
Wade Vanover- Construction
Jessica Leigh Schwartz- Hair & Make Up Artist
Alison Holmes- Costumer
Nial Morgan- Sound Mixer
Jen Freeman- COVID-19 Compliance Officer
Joshua Rathmell- Editor
Andrew Jewell – Keying Editor
Bryan Weider- Animator & Graphics
Paul Smith- Animator & Graphics
Kristopher Wile- Animator
Head of Physical Production, FOD- Jim Ziegler
Head of Post Production, FOD- Phil Loeb
Manager, Post Production, FOD- Cody Pereira
