How To Be A Jerk In A Relationship w/ Amanda Cerny (Lesson 1)

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Brie Summers (Amanda Cerny) reprioritized her life and put in the work to become a full time piece of shit. Now you can too by following her step-by-step guides!


Buckle up and get ready for a master class in psychological warfare because ✨ in 5 simple steps ✨Brie Summers will teach YOU how to hold all the power in your romantic relationships!

Why be genuine or vulnerable with your partner when you have the option to control and manipulate them!


1.

Make sure the first date (and every date) all about YOU

First dates are supposed to be about getting to know your potential future partner, but not if you want to control the relationship! Instead of active listening and asking questions, hijack the conversation and make it all about YOU. Be sure they know it is ALWAYS about you and NEVER about them!


2.

Lie about who you are!

First dates are also the perfect occasion to create a new, more impressive persona for yourself that will slowly come crumbling down once you’ve trapped your partner into a relationship. It’ll take YEARS for your partner to work through the emotional trauma you put them through – so even if you two do break up (which honestly is doubtful because they’re probably too afraid to leave you) you’ll still have psychological power over them for a very long time! Wooo!


3.

Make sure your partner always feels insecure about where they stand with you.

Never tell them how you feel, but force them to say (and show) exactly how they feel about you. Remember: relationships aren’t about balance – they’re about power – and YOU want to have all of that sweet, sweet power.


4.

Instead of honest, clear communication – be as passive-aggressive as possible

If you want the living room to yourself – have loud phone calls until your partner no longer feels welcome in that space. Instead of choosing where to eat together, force them to desperately research restaurants (without you giving them ANY clues of what you may want to eat) until they find a place that pleases you. Remember – you want to make THEM bend to your every whim so YOU never have work on yourself!


5.

Make sure your partner doesn’t feel comfortable in any space in your shared home – ESPECIALLY the bedroom

Hog the bed and and be sure to pick petty fights RIGHT BEFORE they go to bed (bonus points if they have something important to do at work the next day). Make sure that your partner knows that they ALWAYS need to be making you happy, or you’ll be making them VERY unhappy.


CREDITS

Starring:

Amanda Cerny

Created by:

Darren Miller

Written by:

Darren Miller

Amber Schaefer

Writers:

Tamara Yajia

Amber Schaefer

Darren Miller

Directed by:

Eleanor Giblet

Executive Producers:

Darren Miller

Tamara Yajia

Producer:

Carly Reeve

Cast:

Amanda Cerny (Brie Summers)

Sydney Battle (Grace)

Jonathan Braylock (Hugo)

Philip Matarese (Kevin)

Crew:

Michelle Akeley- 1st AD

Kevin Cardoni- Production Manager

Marla Black- Production Coordinator

Noa Skikne- Production Assistant

Anna Asher- Script Supervisor

Arlene Muller- Director of Photography

Kalea Calloway- Camera Operator

Minami Moriyama- 1st Assistant Camera

Moses Okunoren- Camera PA

Marizo Siller- Gaffer

Phil Gardner- Key Grip

Caitlin Williams- Production Designer

Ed Raines- Set Dresser

Layla Kornota- Prop Master

Samantha Crainich- Art PA

Wade Vanover- Construction

Jessica Leigh Schwartz- Hair & Make Up Artist

Alison Holmes- Costumer

Nial Morgan- Sound Mixer

Jen Freeman- COVID-19 Compliance Officer

Joshua Rathmell- Editor

Andrew Jewell – Keying Editor

Bryan Weider- Animator & Graphics

Paul Smith- Animator & Graphics

Kristopher Wile- Animator

Head of Physical Production, FOD- Jim Ziegler

Head of Post Production, FOD- Phil Loeb

Manager, Post Production, FOD- Cody Pereira

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