If this is your first time hearing about the fire log, well, buckle up because you’re in for quite the ride. The fire log was designed to make your home smell like fried chicken. Yes, really. It’s a real thing that you can get on Amazon. The log comes from Enviro-Log, a brand that uses 100% recycled waxed cardboard and burns cleaner than firewood. So the scent of a burning wood won’t interfere with extra-crispy scent of 11 herbs and spices chicken. Truly magnificent invention, isn’t it?
Now, you might be wondering why anyone would want their home to smell like fried chicken. The truth is that we don’t have a great answer for that, other than some people just really love fried chicken… and spending their hard-earned money on dumb stuff. Or maybe the timing is the right answer as the holidays are here and that means people are going to be getting cozy by a warm, crackling fire as the smell of fried chicken fills the air. It seems that KFC wants to be a part of making your holidays as merry as possible.
This can also be a great Christmas present for a vegan relative you hate. After all, isn’t it what really Christmas is about – pissing off your relatives and fighting over some petty stuff during family dinner? If this is something you’d do, you can get it on Amazon. Please note that this site is reader-supported. When you buy through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission. As an Amazon Associate we earn from qualifying purchases.
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