Sarcastic Mommy: Hilariously Relatable Parenting Insights

By LordOfDailytimes on February 8, 2024 Humor

Forget amusement parks, because having kids is the real adrenaline rush. It’s unpredictable and often leaves you wondering if laughter or exhaustion will win the day. Lisa Munn, the creator of @SarcasticMommy, provides a hilariously honest and relatable look at parenting. Here we have collected her best insights. Scroll down to check them out!

My teen thinks he’s getting back at me by giving me the silent treatment. Little does he know, I love this game.

When you’ve been married for 25 years, if your husband says to you “come here, I want to show you something.” Don’t get too excited. It’s just to look at an elaborate spreadsheet of your finances.

What’s it like having 4 boys? My son just threw a waffle into the ceiling fan so he could see what would happen, with all of his brothers cheering him on. Send help.

My husband: What do you want to do today? Me: It’s the day after Christmas. I’m sitting on my ass. Take your overambitiousness elsewhere.

If you wait long enough to make dinner, everyone will just eat cereal. It's science.

My husband told me we were out of BBQ sauce because he couldn’t find it so I went to the fridge & looked behind the milk & OMG it’s a miracle: we’re not out of BBQ sauce.

Before you become a parent, ask yourself: Would I like arguing with a small version of myself EVERY DAY?

I don’t know who needs to hear this but don’t ever answer your phone on the way home. They want you to stop at the store.

In an effort to keep our house clean before Thanksgiving, I’ve asked my family to go live somewhere else.

My husband & I know how to keep the spark alive in our marriage. I send pictures of stuff I want to buy & he sends me flirty little messages like, “I thought we agreed to save money.”

You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework. You can’t have both.

"I need to buy a book for school before tomorrow." ~ Kids, at 10pm Sunday night

Having kids involved in sports is fun, if you like coming home & eating dinner at 10pm.

I put my symptoms into WebMD & it turns out I just have kids.

This wine tastes like everyone can make their own dinner.

Thoughts & prayers for my son who thought his phone was charging overnight only to find he must go to school on 6%.

Having teens is fun because they demand their independence but then turn right around & ask you for $20.

I was driving with my son, listening to my playlist, so I thought I would be nice & ask if he had any requests.

“Yeah, for you to stop playing this horrible music.”

Request denied.