Shoplifting (the art of acquiring free stuff without paying) is the equivalent of trying to pull a magic trick without the actual magic. It’s like performing a disappearing act, except the only thing that’s vanishing is your good judgment. And let’s not forget about karma! Do you really want to reborn as a unicorn with a phobia of rainbows in the next life? Hopefully these funny shoplifting signs will save you from such an unfortunate fate.
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